ONE COUGH & BLOW

So I am sure that all of you want to hear about this. I am being completely sarcastic when I say that because most of you will find it disturbing but I personally think it is hilarious. I came into work today, a little late because I am late for everything and my boss said “Allison do I have a stain on my britches?” I looked and there was a big brown stain going down the crack of her pants. I know its gross but you just have to know my boss. She suffers from IBS and she is high strung all the time, she runs around like a chicken with its head cut off at times. Today she had just been running back and forth to the bathroom making all kinds of pitiful noises. They go a little something like this… “EHHHH”, “AHHHH”, “UHHH”. She had to leave early because with just one cough she was going to blow. This is not the first time that she has done this either. She is supposed to be calling me to let me know how it goes when she gets home because I might have to open in the morning if she can’t stay off the toilet.